Market Historian Gifts

'Here's the confirmation now, Mrs. Davis: You paid 14.4960937 per share. Kind of makes you homesick for eights and quarters, doesn't it?'

Economy - USA.

Stock market investment advice

Letter Collecting Nerd

"So many take-overs and mergers, nobody remembers who he was."

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

Bank of Cyprus-sia

More Money for Greece.

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

The high tech crash of the early 2000s...and the depression that followed.

Spain Bleeding Under the German Controlled Euro.

Quotes from Chairman Bernanke.

The Two Economies

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

'These are our golden oldies.'

Golden Oldies: "Hey! Remember this great chart from the nineties?"

Enron collapse starts domino effect.

Inflation wave

European Capital Investment in the Ottoman State

'When times are tough, it's vital to rally around the old firm, remember our history, all things that make us who we are.'

Easy street ends.

Evolution to Debt.

'These fortune cookies are outdated. They quote Greenspan instead of Bernanke.'

Unsecured Creditor, please help.

'I tried to put a positive spin on the whole situation.'

'Thinking back though, I'd have to say we all had a bloody good financial crisis.'

Spain-Italy-Debt-Interest rates

"We’re off to happy hour. Where are you headed?" "1987. For cheaper gas, a better hairline and quieter knees."

"They could make a Drachma out of this crisis."

The Sinking of the S.S. Great Britain

'I remember when all these fields were covered in houses.'

'I felt it was my civil duty to come out of retirement.'