Financial Historian Gifts

Unsecured Creditor, please help.

'I hope you left those bonuses at the door, because they'll do you no good down here!'

Economy - USA.

"So many take-overs and mergers, nobody remembers who he was."

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

Bank of Cyprus-sia

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'

More Money for Greece.

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

'These are our golden oldies.'

The high tech crash of the early 2000s...and the depression that followed.

'Here's the confirmation now, Mrs. Davis: You paid 14.4960937 per share. Kind of makes you homesick for eights and quarters, doesn't it?'

Quotes from Chairman Bernanke.

First Market Decline

Spain Bleeding Under the German Controlled Euro.

Golden Oldies: "Hey! Remember this great chart from the nineties?"

Enron collapse starts domino effect.

Evolution to Debt.

'We're ahead of the game. We've lost nothing since we never had anything.'

Bank...formed 1893, merged 1971, saved by the Federal Government 1989.

'These fortune cookies are outdated. They quote Greenspan instead of Bernanke.'

Inflation wave

European Capital Investment in the Ottoman State

Easy street ends.

Emblematic Print of the South Sea Bubble.

'When times are tough, it's vital to rally around the old firm, remember our history, all things that make us who we are.'

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

Spain-Italy-Debt-Interest rates

Business Fairy Tales.

'Thinking back though, I'd have to say we all had a bloody good financial crisis.'

The Sinking of the S.S. Great Britain

'Hold on to your Enron stock. It could become a valuable collector's item one day.'