Private Sector Pioneers Prints

"Four terms in Congress have giveb me the kind of ying which I believe could make some real yang out here in the private sector."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

'Now this is my kind of green!'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

Pioneers of the ancient west

Castaway harnessing electricity.

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

Look at those guys with their wheel, spears, fire and writing --- The geeks will inherit the earth.

Ambitions. . . To Make It To The Top.

Davy Crocat

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

'Face it, you've changed. The man I married would never subject his family to an annual cost-benefit analysis.'

"We're throwing out the old rules."

"That's more like it!"

Early American Think Tank.

"I don't know why they don't privatise the tax office and blame the private sector for its existence."

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

'Now take a look at this. Someone is making a fortune, and it's not us!...'

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

Someone should stop the school from taking the webcam photos of the students. The kid's parents are suing the school. Excellent. Which means our taxes will be wasted on lawyers. Someone else should stop them! My sentiments exactly.

Technological Advances

"It's the perfect online start-up. We'll sell bricks and mortar."

My first pro bono case.

The Jukes and the Kallikaks Today