Market Competition Buff Gifts

EU versus Android

Robot Parts $5

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

'A market ruled by only three companies is bad for the customers and it puts down development and innovation. I would be a strong opponent to such a market, if I didn't own all three companies.'

Fight on the top

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

'Believe it or not there actually was a time when we accepted money for executing trades up to 5,000 shares.'

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

I'm gonna buy your stinkin' company...

'The market's been all over the place, today.'

'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.'

"...The Euro has just taken a sharp fall against the bank of toy town."

'Read an investment book that changed my life...please help.'

Nothing Personal: Gifts for your business adversaries.

AD 763. Hopeful entrants in the first Easter Island Idol competition.

Competition within the Physics Department heats up.

'Ok, the mailing list didn't work well, but do we have to burn it?'

'What are we going to do about these grooming parlors...'

How to win before the match begins

"You're determined to win that Turner Prize, aren't you Gavin?"

"This is Stevenson. He'll be your permanent wall of opposition."

"I don't think equal opportunities legislation covers beauty pageants."

Sales Chart

The bastards have hired a personal trainer!

"When I pass away, don't make the announcement until after the closing bell so as not to affect the stock market."

"Why cull us when we could be retrained?"