Market Canary Gifts

'Stocks and bonds dropped...on news that 'all that glitters is not gold'.'

The day the stock market went UP.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

European currency on the edge.

Wall Street Couch

See you at the farmers market!

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

Dow Jones drop

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'Time to buy.'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"