Maritime Law Geek Gifts

'Of course, you understand that under maritime law I have certain salvage rights?'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"He's a keeper!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

' Of course there isn't one law for the rich and another for the poor..There's only one impartial law. For all who can afford it.'

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Ever Given

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"Overruled."

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

'We should talk more.'

Law Offices

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

Lighthouse switch

Captain Thomas Coram.

Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."

Law Offices: Slip & Trip & Fall formerly Slip & Fall.

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

European Union versus Big Tech

Will you marry me?

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."

All-way stops.

'Before you judge the lookouts too harshly Captain, studies have shown that iceburgs DO tend to look like big, fluffy marshmallows after long sea journeys..."