Marital Philosophers Pillows

She realized with horror that she had settled for Les.

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

The Sleeping Congregation.

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

"No, no - that's not the company sales, that's my marriage."

'We're looking for a minister who recognizes that relationships have a built in obsolesces.'

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

How's your marriage working out? I'm considering the foreign legion...but I doubt whether they'll take her.

"You don't have to say anthing, but anything you do say may later be used in court by a divorce lawyer."

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

"Love comes and goes, Janet, but this is true co-dependency!"

A Man Visits A Doctor To Ask About Marriage.

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'

'oh...You're home, just when my spirits were rising.'

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

You are cordially invited...

"I'd like you to meet my Husband 2.0!"

"If I get married, will that count as a capital gain?"

"You know what I bet it is? I bet we're breaking up but we just don't realize it yet."

'Darling what will you give me for this ring?'

'One thing I need clarified: if we marry in church, is there any point in a pre-nuptial agreement?'

"A guy can fall in love with a smile, then make the mistake of marrying the whole girl."

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

"Donald switched off in 1985 and i never bothered to switch him on again."

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

"She's high maintenance. I love her."

The End is Near...You Wish.

"Look, all I'm asking is that we let market forces bring a greater degree of efficiency into our marriage."

"But it's supposed to be recreational sex, not guilt sex."

"Why do you always side with him?!"

'I'm switching to another provider,dear.'

"You take small bites out life, Howard, and chew thoroughly."

'A lot of domestic accidents could be prevented -- take marriage, for instance....'