Marital Harmony Seeker T-Shirts

"We took your advice and worked things out."

'Your wife doesn't understand you. . .'

"Even after all these years, I still find it very exciting using my vote to cancel out your father's."

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"My wife can't make it tonight, she's on a date."

'Once you convince your partners to let me work at home, you'll need to convince my wife.'

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

'Do you, Edward, promise to play second fiddle and also pay the piper?'

" I think we have a deal. He goes walking down the street with you as long as you refrain from singing do wah diddy, diddy dum diddy do."

"So you both think each other is an idiot. . . who said we wouldn't find some common ground?"

Marimba

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"I think we'd make a good team!"

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Be kind"

A child interrupting family prayers

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

Most valuable element.

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"I lost the groove."

Scarecrow for hanging bird houses

Separation Anxiety

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"Relax, grandpa. The quarterback is taking a knee to run out the clock."

A divided world.

Parson and abandoned husband

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

The best relationships are silent.

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."