Marionette Collector Pillows

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Director/Action Man toy.

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Duck Hunt

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Raincloud Umbrella

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

King Kongs first christmas

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Ice shelfie.

Letter Collecting Nerd

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

It's great for pulling the birds!