Marine Tourism Mugs

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Blue Origin

Sea weed harvest.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'It always great to get away from it all.'

Ever Given

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

Really Early Vikings

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

"At ease!"