Marine Tourism Mugs

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

When laundry ruled the waves.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Blue Origin

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Sea weed harvest.

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'It always great to get away from it all.'

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Ever Given

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

Really Early Vikings

As you like it - One way of catching fish