Marine Mammal Sculptor T-Shirts

"You're hand-crafting cetaceans?" "It gives me a sense of porpoise"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Watching Sea Life.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'Another nice wave.'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'This is tasty and all, but do you really think this is a great idea considering we have hundreds of teeth?'

The Hudson River School of Art.

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

'I'm a marine. This is our new camouflage.'

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

Topiary Portraits

'Well, I don't care how you did it at home, Walters, this is not how we handle this sorta thing at seaworld...'

"What kind of naval blockade is this?"

"It's amazing the way you've trained them to be so accommodating."

Topiary chair.

"Oh year?! Well, MY daddy is the largest of the largest animal species on earth!"

Though there was always a smile, Trixie the dolphin had a hard time expressing true emotions.

Garden Art

"I dunno... It's just not the same without snow."

"Can you get a bit off - the last three ships you did went down head first."

'Well it's o.k. but you should see his Taj Mahal.'

'I still don't get it. I can't see the likeness.'

"There are worse places to be beached."

Surfer holds an umbrella to keep dry.