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'It's very sad really - all he seems to want is closure.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"What was I thinking?!"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"He's his own worst enemy."

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The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

That party went well.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Banana Split Personality

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Fish snorkling above water.

"I don't do windows."

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"He's a keeper!"

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."