Marine Hobbies Gifts

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I don't do windows."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

COWMIKAZES

"He's a keeper!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Shark food pyramid.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Making fun of Starfish.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."