Margarita Maven Gifts

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"National security adviser"

"And this is our media room."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Reporter #6: television.

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'