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Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Shaken not stirred

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

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"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Lucky Guess."

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

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"We can't agree on a size."

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

"Puffiness and dark circles under the eyes, sniffles, trouble sleeping, rashes...you don't have allergies...you have children."

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"My wife and I have a love-mate relationship."

Two men discussing thier moustaches

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"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

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My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

"Cool game!"

'Treat me easy this morning.'

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

Employees need to be treated like adults...

'Almost done.'

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

How to wear a false moustache.

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

'Are you worried about layoffs?'

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

"Before we begin the hymn of thanksgiving, I'd like each of you mothers to take a moment to count her little blessings."