Margarita Maestro Mugs

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Shaken not stirred

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Lucky Guess."

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

"We can't agree on a size."

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

IRS tax instructions.

Two men discussing thier moustaches

"My wife and I have a love-mate relationship."

The TROU of the Baroque

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

"Cool game!"

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

'Treat me easy this morning.'

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

'Almost done.'

Employees need to be treated like adults...

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

'Are you worried about layoffs?'

How to wear a false moustache.

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

"Before we begin the hymn of thanksgiving, I'd like each of you mothers to take a moment to count her little blessings."