Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.
Margarita Maestro Gifts
Looking for a lively gift for the Margarita Maestro in your life? These creative and witty items capture the spirit of mixology with playful designs perfect for bartenders or cocktail lovers. Whether they’re shaking up new recipes or just enjoy a good margarita, our collection offers personalized mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that add a splash of humor to their collection. Find the ideal token of appreciation or a fun addition to their barware arsenal with our unique, expertly designed products.
Shaken not stirred
"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."
Your Guide to Winning Movember
"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."
"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"
'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'
"Lucky Guess."
"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."
New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache
"We can't agree on a size."
'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'
"Puffiness and dark circles under the eyes, sniffles, trouble sleeping, rashes...you don't have allergies...you have children."
IRS tax instructions.
"My wife and I have a love-mate relationship."
Two men discussing thier moustaches
The TROU of the Baroque
"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."
"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."
Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.
My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...
Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard
'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'
"And that's why we don't have nice things."
"Cool game!"
'Treat me easy this morning.'
"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."
Employees need to be treated like adults...
'Almost done.'
Happy Cinco De Mayo!
How to wear a false moustache.
Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.
'Are you worried about layoffs?'
'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'
"Before we begin the hymn of thanksgiving, I'd like each of you mothers to take a moment to count her little blessings."
Margarita Maestro Gifts Collection
Margarita Maestro Mugs
Discover more Margarita Maestro mugs—quirky and humorous designs that make every sip a celebration.
Margarita Maestro Pillows
Check out our Margarita Maestro pillows—perfect for adding a touch of humor and comfort to any bar or lounge area.
Margarita Maestro Prints
Browse our Margarita Maestro prints—unique artwork that celebrates the art of cocktails with a humorous twist.
Margarita Maestro T-Shirts
Explore our Margarita Maestro t-shirts—witty and fun apparel that cheers on cocktail aficionados and makes a playful statement.