Motherhood Maestro Pillows

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

'Don't I get an award for trying?'

"Before we begin the hymn of thanksgiving, I'd like each of you mothers to take a moment to count her little blessings."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Creative entrepreneur at work

The Working Mum

"Streaming"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

Computer Music

"Speed reader...?"

"Hello?"

"We can't agree on a size."

Business Vacation.

The TROU of the Baroque

"This isn't a bad time to be out of touch with reality."

One Thing / Another

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."

"My wife and I have a love-mate relationship."

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

"I don't perform well under pressure."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'Almost done.'

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"