Baby-taming Maestro Pillows

The Working Mum

Orchestra.

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

Pull the udder one

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

"Puffiness and dark circles under the eyes, sniffles, trouble sleeping, rashes...you don't have allergies...you have children."

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'Where are the kids?'

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

Nest building

Spinning Plates!

"Before we begin the hymn of thanksgiving, I'd like each of you mothers to take a moment to count her little blessings."

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

Cat on the violin

The Violin Artist

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

Martha Stewart at Home.

"But this way I know where everything is."

We are on the move. . .

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

Conducting Cats

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

'How many times have I told you kids? Don't play ball in the hive!!'

"Working from home he misses his meetings."

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

"Technically I have managed to get that big old sofa out the door..."