Baby-taming Maestro Pillows

The Working Mum

Orchestra.

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

Pull the udder one

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'Where are the kids?'

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

Nest building

Spinning Plates!

"Before we begin the hymn of thanksgiving, I'd like each of you mothers to take a moment to count her little blessings."

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

The Violin Artist

"But this way I know where everything is."

Cat on the violin

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

We are on the move. . .

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

Conducting Cats

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

"Working from home he misses his meetings."

'How many times have I told you kids? Don't play ball in the hive!!'

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

"Technically I have managed to get that big old sofa out the door..."

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"