Messy Mealtime Maestro Pillows

"I fed the baby but if you don't want to see the results look away now."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Orchestra.

Kitchen Kapers

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

The Working Mum

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"I'm unable to process this image."

Children playing in the street

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

Oops.

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

"But this way I know where everything is."

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

Catering for a large family.

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

"How sophisticated is Jeremy's palate?

Survival of the Foodiest

"I'm making my leftover turkey-lengua-onion casserole for dinner!"

'Got any changing rooms to try this one on?'

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

'A table for four please - she has an imaginary friend.'