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"Puffiness and dark circles under the eyes, sniffles, trouble sleeping, rashes...you don't have allergies...you have children."

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

'Don't I get an award for trying?'

"Before we begin the hymn of thanksgiving, I'd like each of you mothers to take a moment to count her little blessings."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Businessman wearing many hats.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Creative entrepreneur at work

The Working Mum

"Streaming"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

"Hello?"

Computer Music

"Speed reader...?"

"We can't agree on a size."

Business Vacation.

"This isn't a bad time to be out of touch with reality."

The TROU of the Baroque

"My wife and I have a love-mate relationship."

One Thing / Another

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

'You have clinical lycanthropy. It's a psychiatric syndrome in which a person has a delusion that they are an animal.'

'Almost done.'