Mare Muse Gifts

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

Jerry Lordan

Rogue elephant

Angel playing music

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

The Sensitive Dude.

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Buy them - and never look back."

Modern day mirror.

Marriage & Divorce.

Abstract portrait art.

"...on the avenue..."

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

Rodin's The Thinker is surrounded by people and is thinking about wearing a mask.

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

The covid marshal strikes again...

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"A minute on the lips"