Mare Muse Gifts

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

Rogue elephant

Jerry Lordan

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

The Sensitive Dude.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

Angel playing music

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

"...on the avenue..."

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

Marriage & Divorce.

Modern day mirror.

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

Abstract portrait art.

"Buy them - and never look back."

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

Rodin's The Thinker is surrounded by people and is thinking about wearing a mask.

"A minute on the lips"

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

The covid marshal strikes again...