Marauder With A Twist Gifts

"Some of the guys are worried about your commitment to the whole marauding barbarian thing."

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Early Morning Roll Call.

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"I think the milk's off!"

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

I do all of my banking online now.

"Not a word, Doc! I'm having hot flashes!"

"Adverbs, adjectives, conjunctions, clauses...I'll never learn to speak English!"

Manuscripts.

'While you were attempting to seize the day, our competition seized a big chunk of our business!'

"For crying out loud, what's all that racket down there? Are those kids raiding the kitchen again?"

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

"I taught him to speak now I'm teaching him to text!"

"I put a wet paint sign on our bench at the mall so we'll have a place to sit."

'What are you trying to do...blow our cover?!! Take off that mask!'

The Commandos go shopping

'You make a HELLUVA bowl of chili, Donna!!'

"I know you people are a bunch of incurable optimists, but I think this financial report is the cure for that."

'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'

'Our guest has asked that we obscure his identity.'

'Wait a minute - isn't it a bad sign when the 'fasten seatbelts' sign is flashing?'

"I don’t get it - we had all those meetings."

'If I'm not home by midnight, my wife turns on the electric fence.'

Graveyard Shifts