Marathon Watcher Gifts

Couch and Potato

'This is exhausting, I quit.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

31. 19. 55.7.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

City Marathon.

"I told him he should have trained more."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'That Brown bears watching!'

'Costume - What costume?'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

Get a life

'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'

Marathon costume

'Stampede!!'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'Well, did you win or what?'

Woman and sport trainer

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

"I'm delegating my New Years Resolutions, you'll be running a marathon in July!"

Athlete

'My Dad stays in shape watching other people exercise.'

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."