Marathon Watcher Gifts

Couch and Potato

'This is exhausting, I quit.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

City Marathon.

"I told him he should have trained more."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

401K

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'That Brown bears watching!'

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'Costume - What costume?'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

Get a life

'Well, did you win or what?'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Marathon costume

'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'

'Stampede!!'

Woman and sport trainer

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

"I'm delegating my New Years Resolutions, you'll be running a marathon in July!"

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

Athlete

'My Dad stays in shape watching other people exercise.'

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."