Marathon Season Gifts

'Congratulations on smashing the marathon world record! What would you say was the secret to your success?'

The London Marathon (cockney rhyming slang variations).

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Mobile bleachers

Second wind.

Top Finish Line Crossers.

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Your shoe's untied.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

31. 19. 55.7.

City Marathon.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

Binge Watch

Succession 2

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Couch and Potato

Man running

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Health

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"There's nothing on worth watching and we've been watching for three hours."