Marathon Season Gifts

'Congratulations on smashing the marathon world record! What would you say was the secret to your success?'

The London Marathon (cockney rhyming slang variations).

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Mobile bleachers

Second wind.

Top Finish Line Crossers.

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Your shoe's untied.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

City Marathon.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

Succession 2

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Binge Watch

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

401K

Couch and Potato

Man running

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"There's nothing on worth watching and we've been watching for three hours."

Health

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"