Marathon Mom Gifts

31. 19. 55.7.

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Your shoe's untied.'

Go! Means NOW!

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

'It's easy for you to climb the corporate ladder, you just lay your eggs and leave: No need for Maternity Leave!'

'That Brown bears watching!'

'Costume - What costume?'

Get a life

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'Well, did you win or what?'

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

Marathon costume

'Stampede!!'

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

'Talk about tough days.'

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

Athlete

Mother and Baby

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

'He's training for the London Marathon,he watches it every year.'

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

'Look, I've been in meetings all day...I'll clean my dish in the morning.'