Mapping Gifts

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"These maps are old, so pay no attention to the borders."

"How long has it BEEN upside down?"

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

'Isn't that interesting? The entire subdivision is built on abandoned mines.'

Department of Metaphysics.

Welcome to the edge of the street atlas (page 46)

Oceanographer

Thou Art Here.

Couch Potato

'Sorry he's unavailable. He's in the middle of Cornwall.'

'I TOLD Henry not to stop to consult his A-Z.'

Ace Games And Puzzles - You are here

The fundamentals of Human Geography

"Looks like we made it."

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

Line of Old Farts Down the Middle of America

After the death of New York City, Zeus placed it in the heavens as a constellation.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Here be dragons.

Meet the Enemy

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

The Lost World: You are Here

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.