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Island of Lost Guys.

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

The Desert Island Package

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

The Shy Nudist Camp.

Planet of the Ants

"Peter and I spent the summer re-wilding the children."

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

Mowing the Jungle

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

"There's a whole world out here waiting to be discovered!"

Spider and Snake Scared of Each Other,

"Ms. Higgins, which button do I push for one of those cutesy, thing things, that people put on their emails?"

"We're after a remote, unexplored, 'off-the-beaten-track' location with decent wi-fi?"

Ned and Bobby Tilson discover a dwarf planet in their attic.

Tourists finding a path

'I hate flying. Thank God for terra firma ... or terra mushy ...'

'I read 'The Hidden Lives of Dogs' last year, so this doesn't come as a complete surprise to me!'

'Great...We're lost. I guess we got off on the wrong exit.'

"You're in luck. . . I have a spare."

Brown Water Rafting.

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