Map-resistant Explorers Gifts

Island of Lost Guys.

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

The Desert Island Package

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

Planet of the Ants

The Shy Nudist Camp.

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

"Peter and I spent the summer re-wilding the children."

iPhone Senior

Mowing the Jungle

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

Spider and Snake Scared of Each Other,

"There's a whole world out here waiting to be discovered!"

"Ms. Higgins, which button do I push for one of those cutesy, thing things, that people put on their emails?"

'Neither MapQuest or Google Earth could give me directions to happiness.'

"We're after a remote, unexplored, 'off-the-beaten-track' location with decent wi-fi?"

Ned and Bobby Tilson discover a dwarf planet in their attic.

'Great...We're lost. I guess we got off on the wrong exit.'

Tourists finding a path

'I hate flying. Thank God for terra firma ... or terra mushy ...'

'I read 'The Hidden Lives of Dogs' last year, so this doesn't come as a complete surprise to me!'

"You're in luck. . . I have a spare."

'And everywhere Mary goes, I'm sure to follow, using GPS and Google Earth.'

"Uber will be here a week from tomorrow at 2:17 PM."

Brown Water Rafting.

Great