Map Maker's Nightmare Gifts

You are here (Man under huge 'x').

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

The Lost World: You are Here

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

You are here.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

The Map of the Human Heart

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

New York Netherworld

Exit Next Left

Sister Cities

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Best Places to Retire

Be open to help.

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"