Map Maker's Nightmare Mugs

You are here (Man under huge 'x').

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

The Lost World: You are Here

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

You are here.

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

The Map of the Human Heart

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Sister Cities

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

New York Netherworld

Exit Next Left

Best Places to Retire

Be open to help.

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"