Map-free Meanderer Gifts

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

Weathervanes.

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

Coming home to an empty apartment made him realize just how much he needed stuff.

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

Fringe festival

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Oh, anywhere -- I'm a nomad.'

'Going with the flow isn't much of a philosophy, but it's all I have.'

Natural Regeneration Area / Que Sera Sera.

Desert Crawler

Sign by house with outside toilet reads: 'Brd, breakfast and flashlight.'

City Hike

“So much for Google Maps.”

"Today I'm going to be unaware, uninvolved, uncommitted, and self-centered."

'No matter what I try, it seems that I just keep coming back to the same place in my life.'

"How long have you been out of the workforce?"

Now leaving your cell phone range.

Walker asking for directions

"You know what I'd like to do, Caslow? I'd like to create a far-reaching, innovative program that will open a lot of channels, offer great opportunities, link up with all kind of things, and enable something or other to happen. Any ideas?"

'I thought I told you to take it out into the country and lose it.'

"Reality is a great place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there."

"So darling, to find North, you don't need a compass: you need to find a magnetic termite mound..."

man with huge beard about to fall in a hole

"Get off the internet and get a life."

"No no, I'm fine. Just indulging in a little bit of mid-afternoon navel gazing."