Compass-free Wanderer Gifts

"So darling, to find North, you don't need a compass: you need to find a magnetic termite mound..."

Carefree luggage.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Is Driving Doomed?

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

Life in the fastest lane.

"Disney will flip!"

"Oh yoo hoo, NASA, guess who found another rock! NASA? Baby, you there?"

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

Water divining Mars

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

Desert Planet

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

Recalculating!

Mexican Dog

The Lights

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

'No luggage.'

Weathervanes.

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'