Directionless Adventurer Gifts

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Astronaut

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

Desert Planet

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

Right way

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

'I don't know why you find it so hard to stop and ask for directions.'

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

Scarecrow Directions

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"