Map-free Meanderer Pillows

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Is Driving Doomed?

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

Weathervanes.

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

Coming home to an empty apartment made him realize just how much he needed stuff.

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

'Apple maps has upgraded us from 'lost' to 'misplaced'.'

Fringe festival

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Oh, anywhere -- I'm a nomad.'

It's Rudy's annual treecation – A low-cost vacation spent sitting under his tree. This year, a twist: His gadgets have lost battery life and his portable generator is out … Don't panic. Maybe this is a battery tree. Just leaves. Or maybe there's an outlet. Bark. What kind of tree is this?! Proudly powered by sun and roots.

'Going with the flow isn't much of a philosophy, but it's all I have.'

"Today I'm going to be unaware, uninvolved, uncommitted, and self-centered."

Desert Crawler

Sign by house with outside toilet reads: 'Brd, breakfast and flashlight.'

Natural Regeneration Area / Que Sera Sera.

City Hike

“So much for Google Maps.”

'No matter what I try, it seems that I just keep coming back to the same place in my life.'

"How long have you been out of the workforce?"

Now leaving your cell phone range.

Walker asking for directions

"So darling, to find North, you don't need a compass: you need to find a magnetic termite mound..."

'I thought I told you to take it out into the country and lose it.'

"Reality is a great place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there."

"You know what I'd like to do, Caslow? I'd like to create a far-reaching, innovative program that will open a lot of channels, offer great opportunities, link up with all kind of things, and enable something or other to happen. Any ideas?"

man with huge beard about to fall in a hole

"Get off the internet and get a life."