Mantlepiece Madness T-Shirts

A mounted fish eats a man's arm

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

Raphael

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Masterpiece?

The Gong

Trash-talkin' artists

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"But is it art?"

"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

"No, wait. I always get this mixed up. The manet was five point nine. The Monet was three flat."

Christo's greatest challenge.

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

"I wish I could do hands..."

A Vampire asleep in his 'Coffin Sweet Coffin'.

'This is the museum's vault of 'Mislaid Masterpieces' which we 'come across quite by chance' from time to time.'

A bomber dropping paintings "Art Bombing"

The Creative Process

Male Voice Choir: Tenor, Baritone and Bass

"Budget cuts. We replaced the scythes with sporks. Now let's get goin'."

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

"This would look great on out wall. . . when it's finished!"

'How much longer.'

'I take it you're new to painting miniatures?'

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."