Manna Manager Gifts

Gardening Angel: MANNA.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

'Gesundheit.'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

"I'm cutting out a complete layer of management."

Fantasy Business Management

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"Can't complain- it's against company policy."

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

"I now realize that my 'show no mercy' campaign for the corner office was a big mistake."

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'Say, please.'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"Gesundheit!"