Manna Manager Gifts

Gardening Angel: MANNA.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

'Gesundheit.'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

"I'm cutting out a complete layer of management."

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

Fantasy Business Management

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

"Can't complain- it's against company policy."

"I now realize that my 'show no mercy' campaign for the corner office was a big mistake."

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

'Say, please.'

'Honey, we don't stare.'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"