Manhattanite T-Shirts

'We're from Manhattan."

We'll have Manhattans...

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

Mr Metrosexual.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

"Yes, I'm alone."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'For years I thought it was the 'Supremes Court' and decisions were made by three women singing Motown.'

Conan the Barbarian's brother- Charles the Civilized.

A Bubble of Countryside.

Dorothy Parker at the Algonquin Round Table

'An inconvenient truth meets an all-too convenient one.

Persons of Faith

Ecology

"Maybe what's good for Wall Street isn't good for Main Street, but it's great for Tribeca."

'Thank goodness, the publishers rejected my self help book.'

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"Hold on, I'm not a Hatfield or a McCoy—I'm from Brooklyn."

I'm hungry...I'm homeless...I'm dead.

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

Urban therapy.

'I'm mixing drinks. Would you like a womanhattan with me?'

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