Metropolitan Idealist T-Shirts

A Bubble of Countryside.

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Reginald Bunthorne

Public footpath on a desert island.

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'Idealist'

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

'Young Love'

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"...I thought I was too smart, too idealistic to end up this way, but LOOK at me! I've become an entrenched bureaucrat!"

"Students always think that they're going to change the world..."

'Cute girl from philosophy. . . BBQ at Dave's. I wonder if she's going?. . . Flat meeting to talk about me not doing my share.'

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"My date with Bradley was so romantic. I didn't even have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

"My primary challenge is to strip away the hardened carapace of societal expectations..."

Christian Speed Dating

Anthropologist presenting his findings in New York City

I lost a heart in San Francisco.

'Oh darling, I want to spend the rest of my life with you! But please do not impute or infer any intentions from that comment.'

New York City, where even snails live at a fast pace!

'You are daydreaming all the time. When are you going to mature?'

Society for the Furtherance of Liberal Thought.

"I'm so glad I found you. You're the woman I've been waiting for!"

Napoleon III's Wedding to Eugenie

Great Expectations - Managing Expectations

Sad Statue of Liberty

"I just started working a s a full time starving artist."

Turkey missed the exit twice

'I was ahead of my time until I married Cyril.'