Mane Makeover Expert Gifts

'Hi Bob, we're playing hairdresser: Want to join in?'

The adoration of the gels.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

'Take ten years off the top.'

"It may not be the hardwood floor we were hoping for, but it's SO much better than that hideous carpeting!"

Slag Heap paint colour.

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

Stripping the Wallpaper

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'

Painting leaves onto a window.

'Another bad hair day, Leo?'

'I heard you were going deer hunting so I camouflaged the car!'

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

"The building has been restored. The furniture has been restored, and now we're working on Bradford."

'My decorator said I should hang Art on that wall, but I don't think he looks good there!'

'I think that I'm beginning to lose my mane.'

Extreme Makeover.

"Here's a letter from a housewife in the southern tier of the kingdom. She writes: 'Sire, would it or would it not be appropriate to use a sand-finish latex paint on a wall on which there remains some painted-over wallpaper? Respectfully, Mrs. R. Jones.'"

I was at the beauty parlour for four hours...and that was just for the quote!

"It's too late for a priest. This man needs a complete makeover."

"Hello Moira, long time no see."

"My secret for coping with windy days? Hairspray, lots of hairspray!"