Mancave Enthusiast Gifts

Adult Barbershop

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Moustached gentleman

Movember

30 Days Has Movember

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

Used wheels

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"This is my man cave."

"Too much club."

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

The man who discovered smoke

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

"I love it!"

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"Gesundheit!"

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

"You spoil that Hamster."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

Early detection was rarely helpful.

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'