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As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Moustached gentleman

The First Cone of Shame.

Movember

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

30 Days Has Movember

Used wheels

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

"This is my man cave."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Too much club."

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"You spoil that Hamster."

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

The man who discovered smoke

"I love it!"

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"Gesundheit!"

Early detection was rarely helpful.