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Managing Directors Gifts
Looking for a gift for a managing director? Our collection features clever, professionally drawn items that blend wit and wisdom, designed to honor their leadership qualities. Whether it's for a celebration, a thank you, or just to add a touch of humor to their office, you'll find something that fits. From mugs to prints, our products are crafted to make a memorable impression on the person steering the ship.
'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'
"This position has become very important to the company."
'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'
"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."
'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'
"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."
'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'
"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."
"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."
'The good news is I had a very good year.'
Gay Times...
'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'
'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'
"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"
Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.
"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."
Standard endings for sci-fi movies...
'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'
Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.
'If I may say so, business is booming.'
You can breed these if the environment is right.
'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'
'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'
Under new blame.
"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'
'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'
"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."
Dogs reviewing organizational chart - 'Hunter can eat Spanky or Fido, Spanky can eat Spot or Duke,....' and so on.
"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."
'We have what might be a very good idea...'
"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"
'I'm being promoted to The Capable Office - he said I'm incapable!'
Managing Directors Gifts Collection
Managing Directors Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for managing directors—witty, motivational, and perfect for the workplace or home.
Managing Directors Pillows
Decorate their workspace with pillows that combine comfort with clever messages for managing directors.
Managing Directors Prints
Discover inspiring prints perfect for managing directors—add a touch of humor and sophistication to any office or home.
Managing Directors T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that celebrate leadership and humor—ideal for managing directors who like to stand out.