Managing Directors Pillows

MD surrounded by clowns

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

"This position has become very important to the company."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

Gay Times...

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

Under new blame.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

Dogs reviewing organizational chart - 'Hunter can eat Spanky or Fido, Spanky can eat Spot or Duke,....' and so on.

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

'I'm being promoted to The Capable Office - he said I'm incapable!'