Man With A Plan Gifts

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

'Save us!'

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

Do something for the environment.

"We appreciate your insights Norman but the firm has reached the stage where we need actual ideas."

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

'The rich get richer, the poorer get poorer..' '..And the comfortably off stay comfortably off!'

'You never did have any business acumen!'

Future robots can do all the things we put off until tomorrow.

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

'I have good idea of how to improve our sales team.' - 'Great, when are you leaving?'

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

"See you in the morning."

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Uncle Sam

'When I said 'Hobby' I meant something like stamps!'

'In my years of meditation, I've concluded that being a prophet without profit is not the path to nirvana.'

"Those little voices in your head, Mr. Dunlevy. . . are they passing on any insider trading tips?"

Catching a Cloud

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: What type of tires does your lowrider have?"

'Does my take-home pay have to go all the way home?'

'I don't want a piece of the rock. I want money.'

'Sweetheart, Daddy can't come home right now... I'll take a look at your doll baby this evening and then probably schedule some tests.'

'Y'know, the cost of living has stayed the same for the past twenty years...' 'Ten percent more than I earn!'

"I married him for his money.

Investments: Join out meditation group - 'Get in touch with your inner greed.'