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'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

'Save us!'

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

"We appreciate your insights Norman but the firm has reached the stage where we need actual ideas."

Do something for the environment.

'The rich get richer, the poorer get poorer..' '..And the comfortably off stay comfortably off!'

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

'You never did have any business acumen!'

Future robots can do all the things we put off until tomorrow.

Analysts have said the US and Russia are closer to nuclear war than ever. The outcome of the election tomorrow will probably determine whether we live in mediocrity … or whether we suffer a nuclear apocalypse in which a crafty café owner, who's squirreled away scones and ammunition in a vast network of underground bunkers, could rise to become feudal warlord of a brand new world. So ... who are you voting for again? The person I've been preparing ever since 2nd grade to vote for.

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

'I have good idea of how to improve our sales team.' - 'Great, when are you leaving?'

"See you in the morning."

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

'When I said 'Hobby' I meant something like stamps!'

Uncle Sam

Though he had been retired for only three days, Marilyn was already growing tired of having Clyde around all day long.

'In my years of meditation, I've concluded that being a prophet without profit is not the path to nirvana.'

"Those little voices in your head, Mr. Dunlevy. . . are they passing on any insider trading tips?"

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Catching a Cloud

'Does my take-home pay have to go all the way home?'

'I don't want a piece of the rock. I want money.'

'Sweetheart, Daddy can't come home right now... I'll take a look at your doll baby this evening and then probably schedule some tests.'

'Y'know, the cost of living has stayed the same for the past twenty years...' 'Ten percent more than I earn!'

"I married him for his money.