Caveman With A Plan T-Shirts

"I think your going to need a business plan."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

The First Fire Stick

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

"You spoil that Hamster."

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"I love it!"

The man who discovered smoke

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

The evolution of men

"This sure makes my job easier."

"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."

The first art critic

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

Caveman wheel repairers.

'Yeah, Org invented the wheel, but I invented the patent.'