Mama Pillows

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

"I'll need a sticker per sock."

I'd like my first word to be memorable and profound, but I know I'll wake up from a nap one day and blurt out "mama" like everyone else.

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

"Yea, mom, knows everything...she's momnipotent."

Happy Mother's Day - "Roadkill in bed!?! Thank you!!!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Butterfly Woman

"Just be yourself."

Prize vegetables.

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

The Busy Gardener

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Gender Equality

Domestic Superheroes!!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

I like the Jets...I guess

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."