Male Pattern Warrior Pillows

Last Hair Care Kit.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

La Table

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Laptop Dancing.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Time Out For Teddy

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

Mod Kwan Doh

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"Have a good weekend!"

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

Business man sees himself as a shark

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

"Marie, forward all my calls – I’m working on an ulcer from home today."

International House of Paperwork

State of Work...State of Marriage

"I'm binge working tonight."