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'Jason and I are absolutely incompatible. We're both going through the menopause.'

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

Movember

Men's Health Screenings.

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

Don't have a hot flush....

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

Menopause and the City

Groups of menopausal women in clinic.

Flash Cuisine

'No Dear, the Tooth Fairy is long gone. I'm the Hot-Flash Fairy.'

Prostate Exam Second Opinion

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

Baldness Facts

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

Another hot flash?

'I know you don't want to admit you're old enough to be menopausal, but blaming your hot flashes on global warming...'

'Not to worry. Water retention is a common symptom of menopause.'

"Loss of libido? Have you considered Husband Replacement Therapy?"

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

The firefly wants some relief from hot flashes.

Hot flashes

'It's my biological clock.'

'Life was moving along at a nice, steady pace, then I hit middle age and my life hot-flashed before my eyes!'

Many women report sleep disturbances associated with the post-menopausal period.

Man's shaving razor is as tall as him. He says: 'I can't help thinking they should have stopped at three blades.'

"We can go with the hormone-replacement therapy or skip straight to the husband replacement."

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.